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Meringue

Posted by Skrud at Sunday, June 11th 2006 at 1:35pm

Last night there was an awesome potluck held at Harley’s. There were a lot people and even more food, tons of booze going around (we polished off a bottle each of Southern Comfort, Bailey’s, Jack Daniels, Jägermeister, Vodka, Gin, Drambuie, Kahlua, and little bits of other stuff, too).

My contribution to the potluck was supposed to be Baked Alaska, which I saw on the geekified cooking show/podcast Ctrl+Alt+Chicken. (I suggest downloading the episode if you want to see what it’s like – the show’s great).

Little did I realise just how ambitious this project was. Baked Alaska seems relatively simple … you take shortcake, cover it with vanilla ice cream, cover that with raspberry sherbet, and then cover the whole thing with meringue icing and shove it the oven. See, egg whites are a thermal insulator, so they prevent the ice cream from melting while it’s in the oven. It’s supposed to be pretty awesome.

Anyway… the shortcake ice-cream part was simple enough. We had something like six people trying to beat the egg whites though, and after two hours with no meringue we gave up and declared the experiment a failure.

Apparently, there are a number of factors that go into making a successful meringue, that none of us could’ve thought of. For example, the weather is a factor:

If it is humid or raining outside, sometimes you won’t get the proper volume no matter what you do.

It was raining all day, and humidity was at 100%.

When whipping egg whites, always start your mixer on medium-low to medium speed.

Oops.

Beating, stirring and jarring can break down the foam.

Well … what the hell? How do you beat egg whites if beating them breaks it down??

They didn’t mention any of these factors on Ctrl+Alt+Chicken … Mind you, they’re geeks – not chefs – but maybe they should get a supervisor or something to make sure little tips like that get out!

I always figured that cooking and baking was just like following an algorithm – you follow the instructions and stuff happens. But it’s NOT!

Now Harley has a half-made Baked Alaska in his freezer.

Still, great party!

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Comments

  1. Edward said:

    There’s a similar trick to making whipped cream (the real way): you can actually whip the cream too much and end up with gross, nasty paste.

    Technically, you want to be aiming for something a little before “stiff peak” stage.

    (I’ll ask MB to weigh in on this.)

  2. GuitarAwesome said:

    Stupid egg whites, if we didn;t have so much booze, we never would have done it as long as we did. It LOOKED darn cool though mr. skrud!

  3. Smokinn said:

    It was definetely a very good party. Next time we’ll have to make sure we have more meat dishes though. The only real meat dish that comes to mind was My-An’s great stuffed chicken.

    I’ll make real food next time =)

  4. Skrud said:

    THAT STUFFED CHICKEN WAS GODLY

    OMFG SO GOOD

    !!!!

  5. Skrud said:

    (I had some more of that chicken after everyone else left. It was cold, but I didn’t care.)

  6. Heather said:

    but at least you tried… i’m not a huge fan of baked alaska anyways…i find it pretty anti-climatic. baklava is better and just as hard to make.

  7. Thien said:

    hey.. my chicken wings was meat too! :P

  8. mb said:

    Required viewing for anyone interested in making baked alaska - Episode of Martha Steward Living. Its an awesome episode because 1. the guest is conan o’brian and 2. they maked baked alaska 3. conan o’brian tries to piss off Martha.

    This might help you in your cooking endevour… trust martha she always knows what she is doing.

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